Wednesday, November 17, 2004

I'm a GENIUS!!! A GENIUS I TELL YOU!!!!!!

Check this out:
Thank you for taking the IQ Test at www.IQTest.com. We are confirming that your IQ Test score was: 138

Compare your score:
Intelligence Interval Cognitive Designation
40 - 55 Mentally disabled (Less than 1% of test takers)
55 - 70 Learning difficulty (2.3% of test takers)
70 - 85 Below average
85 - 115 Average (68% of test takers)
115 - 130 Gifted
130 - 145 Genius (2.3% of test takers)
145 - 160 Extraordinary genius (Less than 1% of test takers)
160+ "Unmeasurable" genius

Now that I know that I'm a genius I shall begin my plans for world domination.... or at least home domination.... maybe self domination???

posted by Skitz @ 11/17/2004 10:02:00 AM 0 comments

Hmmm sounds a little like me




You're The Sound and the Fury!

by William Faulkner

Strong-willed but deeply confused, you are trying to come to grips
with a major crisis in your life. You can see many different perspectives on the issue,
but you're mostly overwhelmed with despair at what you've lost. People often have a hard
time understanding you, but they have some vague sense that you must be brilliant
anyway. Ultimately, you signify nothing.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.



Basically this says I'm a loser, right? Yeah that's what I've been telling people for years. Finally someone listens.

posted by Skitz @ 11/17/2004 09:19:00 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Swimming in a sea of metallic monsters. Glancing at the flashing multicoloredness of the passing plants. Getting a glimpse of the monoliths surrounding my metallic monsters. Looking into a sky of lights. Mesmerized by the multitude of flashing, ever changing bulbs. Lost among the found. Found among the lost. Shuffle through the cattle line. Pick up your papers. Wander dazedly out of the building. Cruise down the lane. Sleep the sleep of the dead. Awaken not to birds, but something reminiscent of home none-the-less. Quick in line. Out a different person. Swim through the murky darkness until it turns bright. Fly through the falling snowflakes into a known territory. Learn a lot about love, and some about life, but nothing about reality being too harsh. Fall into a coma to awaken anew.

posted by Skitz @ 11/09/2004 02:41:00 PM 0 comments